Each month, our tarot expert delivers her sarcastic predictions for each astrological sign. What does your February 2024 horoscope have in store for you? What DOs & DON’Ts will help you face the month? The tarot has the answers.

January was particularly rough! Blue Monday, Dry January, not to mention the traditional post-holiday “weigh-in”… In February, we recover from all these emotions and really kick off the year. And on the astrological front, things are moving! We already know that Venus (the planet of love) in Capricorn will be difficult for some, and  that Mars will favor air and fire signs. So, read your February 2024 horoscope immediately  to find out more.

ARIES (March 21 – April 19)

Influence of the Month: The Magician

After a rather sluggish January, in February, you finally decide to come out of your shell — which was not a certainty!  Go easy, though, or you might burn out quickly. In your  relationship, the vibe won’t inspire you to pull out all the stops. Blame it on Venus in Capricorn, throwing a wrench in the works. Hang in there!

DO: Take tidying up seriously (to regain control of your space).
DON’T: Don’t get cold feet. 

TAURUS (April 20 – May 20)

Influence of the Month: The Hermit

Right now, you’re craving some alone time. With a clingy partner always around, it’s not easy! Frankly, you just want to send them packing. Ironic, isn’t it? In  February, celebrated as the month of love…

DO: Speak sweet words to your significant other (even if your heart’s not in it).
DON’T: Make risky bets on the 2024 Africa Cup of Nations matches.

GEMINI (May 21 – June 21)

Influence of the Month: The Sun

After a somewhat mixed January, you’ll be full of zeal in February! Cupid might play matchmaker for singles (or even for those in relationships), and you don’t want to miss out. Planet-wise, with Venus and Mars in Aquarius, you, dear Gemini, are irresistible. So, you’ve got all the cards in your hand. It’s up to you to play them wisely!

DO: Reconsider your salary expectations (timing’s on your side).
DON’T: Secretly flirt with people  (it’s risky!). 

CANCER (June 22 – July 22)

Influence of the Month: The Tower

There’s a storm brewing at home! And with Venus in an Earth sign, the situation won’t improve. To avoid things getting out of hand, control your impulsivity! With a “hothead” character like yours, it’s not easy. At work, the atmosphere will be more pleasant and cheerful (thankfully). It’s a good time to advance your pawns.

DO: Lace up your sneakers and run!
DON’T: Confide your personal problems in  your colleagues (you’ve been warned).

LEO (July 23 – August 22)

Influence of the Month: The Hanged Man

After a passionate January, February brings more of a hangover! Cupid is a poor shot sometimes … But don’t let it get you down! With an ego as inflated as yours, you’ll quickly move on.  At work, keep a low profile (even if it’s not your style) to avoid trouble.

DO: Go incognito mode on your dating apps.
DON’T: Boast about your exploits (you’re not fooling anyone).

VIRGO (August 23 – September 22)

Influence of the Month: The High Priestess

According to your February 2024 horoscope, you’ll be in a challenging and… joyful mood (yes, really…). The culprits behind this serotonin surge? Venus in Capricorn, in a favorable aspect with Uranus. So, you’ll be particularly invested in everything you do, both at home and at work.

DO: Be zealous at work (but not too much, as your colleagues might find it suspicious).
DON’T: Set unrealistic goals (your serotonin levels might drop faster than expected).

LIBRA (September 23 – October 23)

Influence of the Month: The World

Good news! Planets Venus (your boss) and Mars in Aquarius will spice up your love life in February. It couldn’t have come at a better time because you were starting to get a little bored. Your desires for change will thus be fulfilled, dear Libra. Enjoy it! At work, try to make your presence felt.

DO: Buy some alluring lingerie (why not?).
DON’T: Give your number to a stranger (especially if you’re in a relationship).

SCORPIO (October 24 – November 22)

Influence of the Month: The Devil

In February, thanks to the protection of the planets in Capricorn, you’ll know how to thwart certain traps with the brilliance you’re known for! Stay on your guard, especially if you’re in a relationship. You’re never immune to a few bumps, especially when you’re as temperamental as you are!

DO: Go on a romantic getaway (especially if you’re trying to patch things up).
DON’T: Clash with your partner (the period is a bit complicated).

SAGITTARIUS (November 23 – December 22)

Influence of the Month: The Fool

Under the impulse of Mars and Venus in Aquarius, you’ll liven up a bit this month! It’s about time because your gloomy demeanor was starting to worry everyone around you. Get out and get some fresh air as much as possible! Tip: get back into sports (gently).

DO: Capitalize on your energy by going to the spa.
DON’T: Give love advice to your friends (it might be bad).

CAPRICORN (December 23 – January 20)

Influence of the Month: The Wheel of Fortune

In February, thanks to Mercury’s transit in Pisces, you’ll loosen up a bit and relax. Smile at life! For once… Moreover, all these planets in Pisces will sharpen your intuition. And your instinct will be valuable,  especially at work in advancing your pawns. 

DO: Play the slot machine (you’re on a lucky streak right now).
DON’T: Over-intellectualize things (there’s no reason to overreact). 

AQUARIUS (January 21 – February 19)

Influence of the Month: The Sun

The star of this February 2024 horoscope is you, dear Aquarius! The Sun and Venus are in your sign until February 20th, and, of course, you’re on cloud nine. All signs are green in your love life, family life, and professional life. Enjoy it because from February 20th onwards, Mercury will throw a wrench in the works.

DO: Show off (you have every reason to).
DON’T: Convince others of your ideas (learn to let it go). 

PISCES (February 20 – March 20)

Influence of the Month: The Empress

This month, thanks to the Sun and Mercury in Pisces, your sixth sense will be sharper than ever. And it will be very useful for deciphering certain weird signs or attitudes, both under your own roof and at the office! Advice: keep an eye out  (and your good one). On the health front, you’ll feel a little sluggish. 

DO: Follow a collagen cure to boost your energy.
DON’T: Dare to wear unusual patterns .

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